http://www.rewildportland.com/urbanscout-archive/weeks3839-inconsequential-bullshit/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:34:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.rewildportland.com/urbanscout-archive/weeks3839-inconsequential-bullshit/#comment-7970 TrackHousingScout Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:39:03 +0000 http://www.rewildportland.com/urbanscout-archive/weeks3839-inconsequential-bullshit/#comment-7970 I'll say it until I'm blue in the face: people love a gripping tale that involves lust. Even if it's made up. For the most part, all of us humans do the same stuff. Eat, drink, sleep, move, communicate, etc. So while you may carry out your life in a different fashion, we essentially do the same stuff. Like if I was a dove, I don't think I'd want to read about the laundry list of a parrot. Cuz we're both birds and I basically know what that parrot is up to. But! If the parrot was writing about tales of erotica, that's a different story. You know, maybe some late night lovin' on the top of a palm tree. I think you know what I'm talking about. Bow chikka bow wow! I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face: people love a gripping tale that involves lust. Even if it’s made up. For the most part, all of us humans do the same stuff. Eat, drink, sleep, move, communicate, etc. So while you may carry out your life in a different fashion, we essentially do the same stuff. Like if I was a dove, I don’t think I’d want to read about the laundry list of a parrot. Cuz we’re both birds and I basically know what that parrot is up to. But! If the parrot was writing about tales of erotica, that’s a different story. You know, maybe some late night lovin’ on the top of a palm tree. I think you know what I’m talking about. Bow chikka bow wow!

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