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So Long For Now…

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Well, as it turns out, I don’t have the means nor the energy to continue this project. At least not in this form of a blog. My inspiration has waned for keeping this space active for the time at hand. I will still work on projects such as videos and writings and events and classes and such, just not as much writing as I have done in the past year and a half. Thanks to everyone who supported me through this endeavor. Unfortunately, I have no money and must return to the civilized world to make my living. I never made enough money through classes, tips, google ads, amazon sales, etc. to sustain myself in this project and so I plan to turn to more capitalist ventures in order to make a living so that I can rewild. I’d like to own land someday, which requires a “real job” in order to make the kind of money necessary for purchase and maintenance of such a place. I will take down the chapters in my book soon and put up a downloadable PDF for a small amount of money as I try to shop it around to publishers. I plan to work on a video series entitled, “Earth Skills Are Easy” that I will also have available for purchase on this site at some time in the future. Of course, all that depends on how much time I spend at my real job. This doesn’t mean that I will spend less time rewilding, but less time sharing my rewilding with all of you. Thanks again for all your support. I will return!

Keep on Rewilding,

Scout


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Fellow Rewilder Goes To Jail!

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Finisia, a fellow rewilder who lives in a post-apocalyptic, horse drawn cart, planting back the native plants in the traditional way has found herself in trouble. While planting, a ranger approached her and well, she ended up in jail! What the fuck?

Click here to donate to Finisia’s legal fund.

From her website:

August 16, 2008

On July 29, 2008 during Finisia’s journey to Berry Camp, she camped along the Salmon River near Challis, Idaho, and was planting native plants along the river bank. A Forest Service officer stopped to question Finisia about her activities. She was uncooperative and was arrested for obstructing/resisting an officer.

As of August 16, Finisia is still incarcerated in the Lemhi County Jail in Salmon, Idaho.
She wrote a letter to the Lemhi County Court and mailed a copy to me, requesting that I post it here for all to read.

Orion,
I gave this to the court. Could you post this to explain my arrest?

(This is an exact copy of what I gave to the court)

I would like it to be known that the reasoning in my violations is a deliberate act of civil disobedience. This was to bring to light that I have been violating U.S. Government treaties of war by engaging in that indigenous life way that was disallowed to force the native onto reservations and to complete the genocide of that life way.

I find life in this civilized way unconscionable and immoral! I find myself without freedom of conscience in it. For twenty-five years I have been planting back the native food flowers of lomatium, cymopterus, bitterroot, yampa, lilies, and berries without permit on public lands. I have done so to complete my cycles and to give life to that which fed me. If I am always planting these flowers there is constantly more of these plants rather than less. This is my duty to God and to Earth. I have been doing this secretly, knowing that I am a violator of statute, code and treaty. I have come out of the closet, so to speak, in order to bring to the attention of all, the injustice of these laws that continue to enforce the genocide on this way of life. I do this only to follow my spiritual convictions, and to have any sense of conscience.

I further am of the opinion that there is criminality in civilization that is not unlawful. It is criminal what is done to the Big Lost River system in favor of farming industries, as is the damning of rivers and the results of salmon depletion, and destroying ozone in nuclear test. I’ve tried many times to assimilate into society but it would require a psychosis of denial to all of these realities. I find I would forfeit my soul and live a fabric of lies in order to enjoy myself in the destruction and extinctions and genocides required by civilization.

I would hope that the destructive results of the civilized world would result in some relinquishment of dominion and that those who destroy this way of life and continue to forbid it could find reason to begin to allow those of us who can to engage in a socio-environmental experiment to show once again how I and others can be effective in enlivening the natural world.

I have many friends who would like to participate in supporting this or being this thing I call human being. I believe all those who will not complete their circle and give life back to mother earth for all that she gives us, are not standing up to their obligation to creator, creation or even their own children. I am asking for your help to establish this way again. I am doing this as a way to blaze a trail to liberty in this way and to open the door to it so that those who would choose this can, without threats of incarceration that I now face for doing such things.

There is now only 2% of God’s aboriginal planting left on earth. I reject that I should be criminal to live a migratory, planting back, walks in beauty way. This hoop in the west is the last place on earth where it is even possible to live in that symbiotic way. All over the earth this aboriginal planting has been done away with. The earth has been made to be like a girdled tree and here in my home in the west is the last small ribbon of bark. Even so, there isn’t any slacking of exploitation of the last 2%. Here even now these plants and animals are being plowed and burned and ground to extinction and those who benefit from these thefts and murders are in denial in order to continue unabated. They are full of self-excuse and justification.

I am at a point in my life I would echo Patrick Henry, “Give my liberty or give me death.”… if I cannot be allowed this life way that my people and my Mother earth cry out for. All of nature is in travail crying out to us to be this kind of people and begin to revisit this old way that provided what Americans called a “Garden of Eden”… to do the work of restoration and re-creation. If I cannot have this, my life is worthless to me and a forfeiture. To be permanently incarcerated in jail or mental institution or grave is better than what I now live. I care for nothing else and for any life outside of this old way. I have strived to not be against anything but it is a fact that to be for a life giving way over a culture of death put me in a perspective where I am an outsider and all is against me and what I am for.

You tell yourselves maybe that you love nature but live outside of it, and the road kill under your tires does not know anything of love from you.

To have hope, I do not say these things in a condemning tone, but to have hope I need to see this liberty to be this kind of person. I am sick at heart to have sneaked around like a criminal for 25 years doing this.

Jesus told you that you make evil good and this good thing evil. I hope that I have illuminated a path where any can see this is now so. Further, I hope in seeing this thing with me, you can help me to change our legacy and give our children an abundant natural world and a chance to see themselves as a beautiful life giving thing in it. I know they all most all can only see themselves now as a plague on earth.

I Hope. Here is my unreasonable delusion: I hope.

Joel, Chapter 2 – The Bible
I will show you a people unique in their ferocity, like a flame of fire, where before them is a Garden of Eden. Behind them a vast, toxic. desert wasteland.

Revelations, 11:18
God should and will destroy all those who destroy the earth.

A tree is known of it’s fruit. A child of creator would even suffer pains of death to give life to creation. A child of the destroyer lives to enjoy and perform the destruction of it.

Finisia Medrano

Lemhi County Jail
Inmate Finisia Medrano
206 Courthouse Drive
Salmon. Idaho 83467

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Rewilding Goals

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Now that I have a consistently inconsistent job (again), it means I can’t really keep a weekly blog… Because what I do for money doesn’t relate to rewilding at all (quite the opposite actually). Those weekly blogs have felt like a fucking chore always anyway and I haven’t focused on actual instructional blogs. So now that I work all crazy days and hours I will switch the format a bit here and instead of boring accounts of weekly adventures, I will create a giant list of goals for blogs that I will write when I have the time. I didn’t start writing here to talk about the philosophy of rewilding, I started writing here to teach physical skills you can do to rewild. I plan to switch back to this idea as I finish up saying what I have to say about the philosophy of rewilding (than try to find a publisher for that book). I also plan to start teaching more classes. I’ve decided against doing mostly free classes as in the many years I have done so, always the people who pay for classes give you more respect. I will still hold free rewild camps from time to time, but stay tuned for seeing some interesting classes offered here.

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W69,70: Back in the Fold

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

This week I got my allergy test results back. To celebrate my low reaction to wheat, I went camping with a bunch of friends and ate a bunch of hot dogs and beer. We played around with knapping some beer bottle bottoms. I did a little tracking. Willem found a salt lick. Two helicopters buzzed us about 8 times after dark. Weird. Nothing like helicopters at night to stir my inner paranoia.

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Deep Green Resistance

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Deep Green Resistance
A Weekend Workshop with Derrick Jensen

October 24-26, 2008
Lincoln City, OR

We live in the most destructive culture to ever exist. In Derrick’s talks around the country, he repeatedly asks his audiences, “Does anyone think this culture will voluntarily transform to a sustainable way of living?” No one ever says yes. If we really accept the seriousness of the situation, what would that mean for our strategy and tactics? This is the urgent question we will be exploring over the weekend.

Topics to include:
Organizing the Resistance
Bringing It Down: Bottlenecks and Levers
Security Culture
Liberal vs Radical: Some Conceptual Basics
Fighting Future Fascism
Preparing for the Crash
Q & A with Derrick

For more info, go to http://www.derrickjensen.org/dgr.html

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Civilization Vs. Rewilding

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

This has felt like the most difficult chapter for me to write. I’ve tried several times and deleted everything. You would assume that writing “Civilization Vs Rewilding” would come very easy, since civilization means the exact opposite of rewilding. Than I got to thinking. Most people don’t know what civilization means. They use the word “civilization” synonymously with “culture” and “society” and even, “humanity.”

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W68: You Can’t Contain Me!

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

This week I attended the totally awesome Echoes in Time primitive/pioneer skills gathering just outside of Salem, OR at Willamette Mission State Park. Thanks Dale, Goode and Leland for putting on this gathering!

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Everything Vs. Rewilding!

Friday, July 18th, 2008

I got into a fight with a friend who plays music. He thought I had judged him as a musician, thinking that I would eventually “put music under the long list of ‘everything vs. rewilding.’” In a sense, I could see how he (and others) think that by putting something up against rewilding, I mean that rewilding does not include it. I see how people could easily make the assumption that I think everything but rewilding, sucks. By now you too, might have had the thought, “this ‘vs.’ shit has really started to bug me.” Let me explain…

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W66,67: Perma-fried

Friday, July 18th, 2008

You make one hippie joke… And the next thing you know a permaculturalist mob pounds on your door ready to burn you at the stake! Sure, I may have articulated my thesis poorly and I didn’t use delicate enough language… But in the end, I won the war. So there!

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Tending The Wild

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Native peoples played a major role in the maintenance and enhancement of biological diversity by introducing disturbances that created and maintained mosaics of different vegetation types. These disturbances, caused mainly by burning, were carried out specifically to maintain populations of plants that were gathered for food, cordage, basketry, and other uses and to enhance their quality. Thus traditional gathering, practiced holistically as both gathering and management, has the potential to promote biodiversity and restore communities to their formerly more heterogeneous conditions.

In her book Tending the Wild, M. Kat Anderson has painted a very different picture of indigenous peoples than most civilized people could even begin to fathom. She begins by taking us through the history of California and its Native peoples. Using accounts of explorers, missionaries, pioneers and anthropologists she shows how those of our culture came to California with no understanding or lens with which to understand native land management. Rather, like everywhere else, civilization saw resources to extract, came and conquered California and her people. With California’s wildlife & Native cultures now decimated, newer research has shown that Native land management actually contributed to enhancing the biological diversity and abundance of life. Anderson argues that if we wish to restore our mutual relationship with nature, we must learn these ancient management techniques and implement them immediately. Although she uses only California Natives to back her thesis, we can witness these same principles among indigenous cultures the world over. This book works not only as a history of indigenous horticulture in California, but mostly as a beginners manual for those who seek to understand more about sustainable, indigenous land management. This book rocked my world. Don’t miss out, buy it now!

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Appropriation Vs. Rewilding

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

A few (always white) people have attacked me as a cultural appropriator. If I learned a Lakota song, recorded it and sold it to others, that works as cultural appropriation. If I make a fire using a bow-drill, that doesn’t count as appropriation because it represents a piece of technology widely distributed around the world and carries no dogmatic cultural practice with it. I don’t benefit financially from the sale of particular indigenous traditional cultural practices. You won’t see me sell a line of Traditional Chanupa Pipes.

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Generalization Vs. Rewilding

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

We know that humans who lived here for millions of years did so in a sustainable fashion. We know that civilization has caused the one of the largest mass-extinctions in only a few thousand. We know that the thousands of cultures that did not practice agriculture and create civilizations lived in this other sustainable way. We know that a lot of those cultures had civilized contamination by the time our cultures anthropologists wrote about them. Fortunately, enough writing on less-touched cultures exists so we can estimate how much contamination a certain culture experienced before we wrote about it, by understanding the baseline of indigenous cultures. For example when someone argues that rape/spousal abuse existed in indigenous cultures, we can often link that behavior only to post-contact.

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W:64,65: A-Team Camp!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

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W61,62,63: Reading, Writing and Rewilding

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Dear Diary,

Well, looks like the History Channel dropped my interview for their apocalypse show… I knew I shouldn’t have binged on all those frosted Circus Animal, animal crackers! Oh well. I keep getting bites from TV people, but no catches yet. I just don’t understand. When will I get my big break? Geez. I feel like such a whiny douchebag. Well, at least some nice folks put a few bucks in my tip jar. Thanks to Carrie and John.

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MTV Cribs: Urban Scout!?!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

My triumphant return to filmmaking.

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Support Urban Scout!

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Hey friends, If you appreciate the work I do here, please support me by clicking the tip jar icon on the right and tipping me.

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LOLant

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

My friend William made this after I told him about the ants that have started attacking civilization and I had to pass it on:

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Denial Vs. Rewilding

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Who can live with a light heart while participating in a global slaughter that makes the Nazi holocaust look like a limbering-up exercise?
- Daniel Quinn in Providence

The more time I spend at my job, the easier it gets to ignore my pain. I can shut it off and let my body function. I can remove all external thought and simply become part of the machine, pushing a button over and over and over again, lulling my heart back to sleep with rhythmic clockwork.

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May Merch: Rewild Or Die!

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Click the pick to see other products/clothes with this shit.

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Week 58,59,60: Wilderness Oasis

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

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Penny Scout Video Interview!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

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Free Range Thought

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

On Sunday I was interviewed on the topic of rewilding by Adam and Robert on their radio show Free Range Thought, along with my friend John Sweeney from Growth Is Madness, who is doing a population growth series with them.

Click here to listen!

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REWILDZ WITH ME

Monday, May 12th, 2008

This Lolcat idea came from my friends Jana, Willem and Mr. Sweetey.
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W56,57: Laying Low

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

That you so much everyone for your words of solidarity in my current state of depression. The best feeling in this state of depression doesn’t come from bullshit advice, but solidarity in feeling the pain of those around me. Thanks for that. It feels good to not feel this pain alone. So, thank you thank you thank you! And thank you to Jason, David and Christine for throwing some much needed cash into my tip jar.

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Blank Vs. Rewilding Challenge!

Monday, April 28th, 2008

You’re right. I’ve gotten really sick of writing, and this is just a ploy to pass the time until my writers block passes (probably four weeks from now when my job ends!). Write an essay under 500 words in length on your topic Vs. Rewilding. It can be sincere, ironic or absurd, just make it good!I will select my favorite three who will win an award or prize of some kind… Perhaps a lifetime membership to the Urban Scout Cool Kids Club. I’ll make little badges or certificates you can frame or something. You have one week! Please send them to urbanscout (at) gmail (dot) com with the subject “rewild challenge.” You have until Sunday May 4th.

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Urban Scout Goes International!

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Good ‘ay mate, if you live in Australia check out the new issue of Chain Reaction, the national Friends of the Earth Australia magazine. I adapted my Agriculture Vs. Rewilding chapter for an article in it called “Rewilding Food Systems.” If you can’t find a copy of the magazine you can read it online here.

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Rewild Camp Austin Anybody?

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I notice a lot of people from Austin, Texas check out my site, and I have a few myspace friends in Austin. I thought, perhaps, that some austinites would feel compelled to throw a weekend rewild camp? mikerock just formed an e-mail list in yahoo groups for those-rewilding-austin, so if you live there and want to connect with some like-minded folks, peep this list. If you want my help to organize a rewild camp in your area, first read my How To Run A Rewild Camp article and than tell me what you need.

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Design Clearing House

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

I have so many design ideas and stupid slogans that I figure I should just get a bunch of them out there. I recently finished these three. Click the pic to go to my store:

I made this first one as a two part joke. One because a few hundred people have called me a douchebag and I need some love. Secondly because someone put my poster-boy picture from ReadyMade up at the Whole Foods in Austin with hearts all around it:

This next one I made after I realized that the anti-tractor sign may feel too confrontational for some types. I feel this one works as a softer more subversive alternative to that:

This last one I orignially made to bring people to the rewild forums, but I think it stands alone as a fun piece of art while making fun of classic propaganda:

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The Future of Civilization? Hmmm…

Friday, April 11th, 2008

WARNING: This film will either make you want to vomit (as in my case) or perhaps laugh yourself silly. It shows exactly the kind of future Science tells us to look forward to… the kind without any ecological systems thinking whatsoever. Please feel free to vent your comments.
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Urban Scout’s Rewilding Survey

Friday, April 11th, 2008

In the spirit of Myspace, I wrote up a funny survey to give to you, readers. Please fill it out and post it in the comments below. Extra credit if you can answer using e-prime, but completely unnecessary.

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Tendin’ To The Tendons

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

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How To Age Roadkill 101

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Car culture signifies one of the most wasteful, violent and pollutive parts of civilization; from co2 emissions, fragmenting of habitat through road-building and poisoning of plants and water with toxic metals and the murdering of countless animals and insects. Dying by the wheels of an automobile has no humanity, no respect. Many animals experience a mortal wound from car accidents and die slow deaths in the gutter. I hate cars. I hate traffic. I hate this legacy of the last 100 years of car culture. I hate oil companies. I hate civilization. And I really fucking hate assholes like Tom Green who make a mockery of this tragedy (Poop on the end of a microphone? Funny. Humping the rotting corpse of a dead moose, who died a pointless death in the name of civilization’s progression, and in front of millions of people just for its mere shock value? Well… Not so funny).

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Permaculture Garden Plan

Thursday, March 27th, 2008


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A Poem About Me

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

The other day I called my best friend Lisa, sobbing. I had just read the latest about the sea lions. If you read my article Civilization Out Of Cascadia Now! you’ll know the story, but in short, “they” plan to kill 60 (endangered) sea lions immediately to “save the salmon.” I hate this insane culture more and more every day. Sometimes it feels painful just to wake in the morning, only to have to continue to participate in devouring the planet. Sometimes, I just need to pour out tears and punch the walls and scream at the top of my lungs… then I usually call my friends. Lisa wrote this poem about me after we had our 1 millionth conversation that day, about the fucked-up-ness of civilization and how we wish to see its swift decline. I thought I would share it here.

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Ye Olde Anti-Civilization Shoppe:

Friday, March 14th, 2008

MARCH MERCH

Every month I come out with new anti-civ/rewilding merchandise. Click on the new March graphic to check out my store:

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Upgrading Site!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Hey Folks, you may notice the site changing around for the next few days as I work on the new format and upgrades. Thanks for your patience.

-Scout

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Horticulture Vs. Agriculture

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Many people have a difficult time understanding the differences between horticulture and agriculture. This may occur because some agricultural strategies cross over into horticultural strategies. Linguistically the term agriculture comes from the combination of the Latin words agri (field) and cultura (cultivation). Horticulture comes from the combination of the Latin words hortus (garden) and cultura. Cultivating a field vs. cultivating a garden. We can see the implications of agriculture’s mono-cropping primary succession plant obsession in its very origin. We can also see the implications of horticulture’s diversity of plants and smaller-scale style through its origins.

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W47: Porcupine Palace Palooza!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

This week I mostly did odd jobs, had meetings with grant foundations, volunteered. But the rewild camp at Porcupine Palace definitely high-lighted my week!

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Week45: The Quest for Employment

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

This week I have spent a lot of time devoted to finding a job. Craigslist.org makes me laugh. I have submitted several different resumes to many different companies. At times like this, when I practically feel like I need to beg someone for a job, I realize that a degree proves the most important thing you need to beg for a job. I don’t need a degree as an entrepreneur, but I sure as hell need one if I plan to work as someone elses bitch. Since I have done a little begging lately, I kinda wish I had one… But than again I can always lie about it and not have those lousy student loans to pay off. Lying seems like a much cheaper solution.

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Urban Scout in the Portland Tribune

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Hey Folks,

I have finally done it. I have triumphed every local paper in Portland; the Willamette Week, the Portland Mercury, The Oregonian, and now finally at long last, the Portland Tribune. Read it here.

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Urban Scout For Hire!

Monday, January 28th, 2008

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Reintroducing My Rewilding “Sunday School!”

Friday, January 25th, 2008

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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

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Urban Scout Madlib Contestâ„¢ Winner!

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

The grand prize of the Urban Scout Madlib Contestâ„¢ goes too…Snowraven! The classic lines, “Literally fashion underpants and nipple parties to benefit your poodle? In the dungeon of rewilding? And under a ‘enema’ section? I don’t get B12. I really don’t. And I don’t want to,” Won me over. As well as your, “excessively, Douche Train.” I can’t help but hear those words ring to the music of Cat Stevens, Peace Train; “Glide on the douche train…” Though I have my doubts that nipple wasn’t intentionally placed there, I gave you all the benefit of the doubt.

I had an extremely difficult time choosing, so I have decided to give EVERYONE who entered a signed photograph of yours truly! Of course, first place still receives a framed 5X8 while everyone else will receive an unframed 4X6.

Thanks everyone for playing!

Scout

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Ask Urban Scout #9

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Rewilding…sounds great, but I don’t know where, when, or how to start. I created my life goals and direction before I realized where civilization is going and fully developed my hate of it. I’m a college sophomore on track for grad school and then working in early intervention… But now I question this path and envy, more than ever, those born before the spread of western civilization. I would know what to do with my life if I wanted to stick to a civilization-appropriate path… Get married, work in a school district as either a speech pathologist or as a pre-school teacher in early intervention (depending on where my interests in college lead me), have children, and raise them as United States (or possibly Canadian) citizens who go to college and get a job… Now that I’ve changed my views, this isn’t the path I want. I want to break free from civilization. I lived in a rural area until I was 8, but I’m mostly a Salemite who knows next to nothing about surviving in the wild. I want to be serious about doing something different and meaningful with my life. At this point, I don’t know enough to be able to do that. It seems like people are more likely to think “this suck but I don’t know what to do so I’ll just go back to my domesticated little life,” than they are to see the problem and take action. Right now I feel like that first group, but don’t want to be a part of it; I want to take action. Do you have any advice for me?

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He’s Said It Before, And He’ll Say It Again…

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

I love my friend Jason Godesky. I mean, in a platonic way, of course (no worries Penny Scout!). For me, Ishmael felt like enough to change my mind. I didn’t really need to read anthropological text and work through the civilized bullshit. Though, when it comes time to challenge the civilized I often feel at a loss… “Where did you hear those facts?!?” They want to know. For me, the philosophy of rewilding just makes sense from my own observations about the world and civilization. I don’t need to memorize the hard archeological data to presume that life before civilization felt better and didn’t destroy the planet. A simple course on agriculture and human prehistory did the trick. But when civilizations mythmaking assholes twist the facts to make me look like a dipshit, I never know what to say… But Jason does. And that reveals why I love him so much. Recently civilized assholes went to work in the classic civilized asshole filled rag called “The Economist” to make people like Jason and I into fuck-tards. Jason has spent years debunking the false mythology in the current article and so cut together a rebuttal that hopefully feels like a kick in the nuts to anyone who bought into “The Economists” bullshit.

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Urban Scout Madlib Contest!

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Remember “Madlibs?” I sure do. Most of the insulting letters I receive bring me back to my childhood with their goofy middle school high-jinks. As a theraputic way of dealing with these letters I have decided to turn them into Madlibs for your enjoyment. Please fill it out and post your version in the comment section below. After two weeks I will close the challenge and announce a winner who will receive a signed and framed photograph of your favorite celebrity anarchist… ME!

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Ask Urban Scout #8

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

For everyone who’s actually read DQ’s books or have been exposed to such concepts or views on modern society … how many of them are actually living it out? And to the extent that you do? … pretty fucking cool, I must say – how you live your life. But I have to ask you – can we really bring such radical change? (in terms of an alternative way of living from our current agricultural “taker” lifestyles)?? or is it just the way things are meant to be and eventually future generations will just be fucked and that’s just the way it goes? Thanks,
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Nuclear Winter Formal 2008!

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

**SAVE THE DATE**

Urban Scout’s Nuclear Winter Formal
Saturday, January 26th 8pm
@ Someday Lounge (125 NW 5th Ave, Portland OR)
$5-10 sliding scale

Urban Scout’s annual Nuclear Winter Formal feels like a prophetic vision, now that Portland recently played host to a nuclear bomb terror drill. With media hype and military drills, the threat of nuclear warfare has risen again to the forefronts of our imaginations and reminded us of our worst fears! There is only one thing we can do…

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Weeks38,39: Inconsequential Bullshit

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

I have to say, I often feel at a loss when writing the weekly laundry lists. I know I have said this before, but it feels even stronger during these winter months. While everything I do relates to rewilding, and people enjoy reading about my personal struggles, I can’t help but feel bored writing about some of them.

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