I noticed that my blog hits jumped to a lot more than usual yesterday, and holy shit people have spent a lot of words on my behalf! Someone linked to me at MetaFilter posing the question: Urban Scout. Sincere crusader for sustainable living, or poseur hipster douchebag? Well it seems the Internet nerds, who have a long history for not reading into irony or reading at all (and a deep, deep love of civilization) have made a unanimous choice: Poseur Hipster Douchebag! You heard me right folks, unanimous; 42 out of 42 commentors hated on me. I can’t help but think that just last week when I complained to my friend Rory that I had gotten a few letters of hate mail, he said:
Seems like a “Hate on Scout” theme has popped up on the good ole Intraweb-thingy lately. Sucks but it means you are doing some shit right. There is a comedian who’s name escapes me who said, “Got 5 haters? That’s not enough!! You need at least 50 haters. That way you know you’re doing shit right, makin’ waves and getting yourself out there. More Haters means More badassness on your part.”
Holy shit Rory! I think I did it! A whopping 42 people (42-fucking people) took the time to hate on scout so far, and not a single one who came to my defense! If you add those with last weeks letters… I’ve hit 50 dedicated haters! Now I’ve got more badassness than ever. (sniff, sniff) You hate me. You really, really hate me.
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